nOT kewl **RED ALERT** MICROCHIP UP YOUR BUTT

Hi there

Denise here, good news everyone my pa and ma have reached their destinayshun and hav arrived safe at Uncle Maths! Yay! Bless Jesus 4 their safe passage!!

Dad called me but the line was real bad he sayed somethin about 'rapture might be july now according to Uncle Math', 'don't sleep with any boys on the trailer park' and 'do not let Uncle Maurice into the cookie jar' oooops thats two outta those down the tube already dad! The cookies are long gone from when cousin Clarisse come round, she got a butt on her like the back end of a Chevrolet!

Anyway over to the emails:

Star69 sent this:

'Denise

I like your style of writing it is refreshing and I can see you are a good Christian female, what happens if you are bullied on the internet? There are bad people out there

Take care

Ron Fan * 69'

Thanks for that Ron Fan! Yea I spose my style is different to dads he is a Godly but sometimes 2 strict man LOLZ also it is called the INTERNETTS not INTERNET cos dad says if you say INTERNET then the NWO can get you with their microchip trackers that Obama will insert in your butt or something anti-Christian like that, I couldn't really hear him too good as Bernard was singin his hyms too loud as per usual!
 "Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us."

Mikey sent me this (or to dad anyhoo):

'Ron I came across a very interesting post today you might want to read about Obama's plans for the Mark Of The Beast

1) Suicide will send you to hell, so if you do not take the microchip then in essence you are saying that you give up on life and give yourself up to be killed. To give up so easily to refuse not to eat or be apart of society is suicide and surely that would also send you to hell.
2) Even though you will not take the microchip and are killed, the microchip is still implanted into the corpses of people to identify people who are no longer part of society. So that means that you have taken the microchip anyway.
3) Microchips are already in clothing, products, computers, etc. so what is the difference if it is outside your body and you are already utilizing them? There is no difference if it is inside your body.
4) Didn't Jesus come to give you life more abundantly? And didn't He create people with intelligence to help others? And a microchip that can help people live disease free for 500 years, isn't that making people live more abundantly?
5) A good god would not want people to suffer right? So then tell me how living with diseases and not accepting a chip that can correct your DNA be bad?
6) There are so many criminals that wouldn't you want to know where your child is if they were kidnapped? Wouldn't it be your fault if your child was kidnapped and killed? Wouldn't that in essence be neglect by you and equivalent to murder?
7) Wouldn't you want to know where your elderly parents are that have Alzheimer's?
8) You already allowed the microchip in your dogs, so why would you change your mind at the last minute that you would not take it yourself? Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
9) You say that the microchip tracks you everywhere and has all your data and privacy. But this information has been already on the internet for almost a decade. Wouldn't you want to be in charge of your own information so that it is not on thousands of websites that people pay $9.99 for to do a background check on data that is incorrect? Are you getting confused with a person that has a criminal background or they confused you with your father because you have the same name?
10) Taking the microchip for healthcare is not the mark of the beast, because it is not for buying and selling. It is for tracking your health information only.
11) The mark of the beast is not a microchip, it is a decision that you make internally.
12) Would God want you to starve?
13) Doesn't the Bible talk about following the laws of the land?
14) The microchip can be taken out at any time if you feel that you do not like it. Wouldn't God forgive a person if they used it just to get food for others and share it with them and then take it out?
15) If you take the microchip but do not worship the beast, then you are not condemned. Because the microchip is only related to worship of the beast.
16) By not taking it, you are subjecting yourself to being in a prison camp without clothing. And doesn't the Bible say that you are to be modest? Wouldn't that kind of behavior cause you to go to hell? Doesn't the Bible say that if a man looks on you with lust because of your dress, then you have sinned? And doesn't unrepentant sins or living in sin cause one to go to hell?
17) The mark of the beast is Sunday worship. Because worshipping on Sunday is tied to the sun god Ra. A microchip is just a little device.
18) Don't you already have a microchip in your credit card and your driver's license? Well then in fact you already took the mark of the beast for buying and selling.
19) Have you put a RFID bracelet on at the hospital when you were admitted? Well then you already in fact accepted the mark of the beast. So that means to implant it in you is the same thing. You are already condemned.
20) Jesus came to correct the DNA of man because it was tainted. The Y Chromosomes in humans is corrupted....so the microchip will fix that and bring man to the state that they should have been in before the fall. That means taking the microchip will make your fallen state go away.
21) There is no one god. There is a collective universe where many types of life form exist and have existed for billions of years. And this is the technology they bring as a gift to help humans move to the next level so they can trade with other life forms. If humans do not take this microchip, they will all revert to animals and keep using nuclear weapons and other forms of mass destruction and eventually not exist anymore. These other lifeforms want to show humans the vastness of the universe and secrets to them and cannot right now because they are too corrupted. They would suck the resources dry on other planets in this state, therefore require a manipulation of their DNA before this transition happens with a microchip.
22) You will not be able to access the internet unless you have a microchip implanted in your eye which will automatically unlock your password-protected sites. You will use it rather than Google. Pornography will not work thru the microchip, this is Christian isn't it? Come on, you know you want one
23) God says microchips are His creation, therefore you should have one, therefore God exists
24) God says the Ten Commandments were like pre-technology microchips and you like them don't you? Now shut up and bend over
25) Have a microchip implanted in your head, its really nice

Interesting I think you will see Ron and not so far away!

Mikey"

Oh my that's really scared me Mikey! Is that what the DHS has planned for us all???

That's it 4 now, I got prayers to say to Jesus

Denise
xxxx

Jesus is coming soon!

MARANATHA!!

Kwestions U Hav Sent 2 Me

LOLZ

This is SO kewl having dad's blog thanx for all the emails and all I dint understand som of them and I think dad said that som done come from Nigerians about giving him money is a scam so I dint reply to those ones!

Anyway I've finished reading the Bible for 2day (well until bedtime LOLZ) and I have bin looking at the posts for the internetts with my cousin Clarisse who is way kewl. She says if we get 153 comments or 153 emails then that is a sine from GOD Hisself that we are BLESSED as 153 is a VER SPESH NUMBER and all.

So we check dad's inbox and this was sent LO AND BEHOLD AND PRAISE JESUS

"Hi Ron

Exciting times! The 153 deaths in an aircraft over Nigeria
caught my interest, I couldn't help thinking that a message
was being delivered.

The world population is purported to be around 7 Bn or 7,000,000,000!

If the number of people chosen to be raptured is; 153,000,000, the
that will equate to 2.186%.

Sound about right?

G"

How KEWL: is THAT - there it is 153! OK so I said 2 Clarisse that why is death of 153 Nigerians EXCITING cos that's sick, all those poor Nigerians from Kenya are now dead or maybe even with Jesus but Clarisse says fiery death in a plane is Gods PLAN and hey maybe they was sinners and only Africs from Asia anyway!
Anyway Dad sez that America is all that matters and the rest of the world is of no intrest to God or Jesus as theyre all gaytheists and homos and commies anyway.


LOLZ

This was next:

"Hey Denise

Your dad is a lunatic if he thinks Jesus sent him back from the future, you do know he's a false prophet don't you? You are the daughter of a madman

Get out of that house soon girl

Andy"

NO WAY! My dad IS from the future, dude he had a pet dinosaur called HOVIND named after Dr Dino Kent Hovind who Obama tha Antichrist has got locked up as part of his NWO conspiracea!
How would he have known to call the dino that if he wasn't from the future!!? Also we live in a trailer not a house you klutz!

Finally cos I'm tired

"Denise.
How much money is your dad expecting to make from those Wraptures he's selling and lives he's destroying with his fake predictions?

J"

NOT A SQUAT DOLLAR! Jesus told Dad to put the instrcutions on the internetts for free and DAD HAS NEVER NOT EVER NEVER TOOK A MEASLY DIME OFF OF NO-ONE FOR HIS PREDICTIONS 'J' SO THERE
The Wraptures are there so we can quickly 'clothes up' if Jesus takes us to Heaven naked in the Rapture dude! I don't want nobody seeing my lady parts so I've got a Wrapture of my own right here! I checked dad's computer and he got a file called 'Wrapture Research - Private' but the password on it is the same as he always uses and was full of photos of women with their lady parts on show - I'm sure they're just women from Church a course and all!

Thass it for today laters

Maranatha!

Denise

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Over to Denise....!

Hi everyone

Denise Reese here (Ron's daughter) - hi all. Dad and Mom have gone on vacation for a while, I think they made Wrapture's for dad's buddy unlce  Mathman and are taking it to him or somthing, LOLZ.

 Anyhoo he said I could look after his blog while he's away and anser questions and post rapture items til he gets back ('unless the Rapture hits sojer' he said to me before he left) and that Uncl Math has got internetts access so he can always edit anythink he don't like nme of posting and all.

Anyway it was a massive shock for like, me and my brother Bernard and for da'ds bro Uncle Maurice and my cousin Clarisse and all the Reeses to find out dad is from the FUTURE or at least he said that he lived IN THE FUTURE with Our Lord Jesus in the after-Rapture times and then was sent BACK to be reborn in the past and be the DAD that he is now to warn of the Rapture and all.

He was a bit upset to go n find out that God has changed the timeline on him I cin tell ya!! But I said like Dad you don't know the mind of Jesus and all, and Dad said he remembers his pet Vlossyraptor in the FUTURE what he had called Hovind after the great Dr Dino and he missed him and all. He said me and Bernard are OK and all, but he wanted to be back in the FUTURE with his dino Hovind.

Anyhoo what I wanted to talk about was that no-good fink Obama 

Now we all know that my dad says Obama is the Antichrist and that the 70th Week of Daniel's Prophecy actually began with the rise of Obama

Whoever said that Obama hasn’t accomplished anything in his first term?
WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!…

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party, a violation of the U.S. Constitution.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.

First President to recommend changing our National Anthem as it portrays and promotes violence and is warlike in its theme.

First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer Breakfast and activities.

First President to initiate a Cash for Clunkers Program to clean up exhaust that adds to global warming, then extended it because it was so popular — wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to bypass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company which state they are allowed to locate a factory in.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Americorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.

First President to pledge complete transparency while campaigning, then hide his medical, educational,and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an and tells us that the early morning Islamic call to worship is the most beautiful sound on earth.

What a douchebag!

What do you guys think?

Or if you want to message me at brotherronreese@gmail.com and call your email 'Denise Reese' I will answer about the Rapture or about my daddy

DR

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Oh yeah and you can do COMMENTs too I forget about that I'm such a klutz sometimes lolz

I have now revealed I am on a mission from the future to you all

I am not 'hiding' from any of you, I took some time out to reveal to Shanice, Denise and Bernard that I am a time traveller from the future sent back in time by God to save the unsaved before the Rapture happens. We prayed together and they now stand firm behind me in the continuing mission even though it appears God has changed the mission and the timings to suit a new plan. Perhaps I have travelled back in time BEFORE to a different reality, only God can know, for he is an awesome God.

I am still convinced that the final 7 years are here now!

Ron   

This is what my future is like

But obviously, no ark

I have informed my family I am from the future today - they are digesting the information and praying for me

Ron

I KNOW The Rapture Should Have Happened By Now

God sent me back in time from the future to witness after the Rapture

This is TRUTH

I am his annointed prophet, charged by Jesus Himself to return from the future, when the Earth is cleansed by HIS mighty hand and once more the buffalo and the raptor roam together across mighty plains of swishing green grass

I have stood on the skin of what was once America and smiled as playful Triceratops, megatherium and dolphins gambolled happily in the light of God's love. I was then sent BACK, BACK in time from there to NOW (well technically reborn in the 'past/present')

I do not know why the Rapture has not happened, maybe the signs are still not just right, maybe there are still too many unsaved. There were the right amount of people in my - your - future, because THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN

Maybe God has a new plan, maybe your present - my past - may be played differently. YET I REMEMBER BEING CARRIED BACK FROM THE NEAR FUTURE IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL - THIS WAS NOT A DREAM - I HAVE NOT REVEALED IT UNTIL NOW SO CERTAIN WAS I

Truly God is an AWESOME God

One who can send a man back in time, create the universe, resurrect the mighty Plesiosaur

Come Lord Jesus!

Ron