LOLZ
This is SO kewl having dad's blog thanx for all the emails and all I dint understand som of them and I think dad said that som done come from Nigerians about giving him money is a scam so I dint reply to those ones!
Anyway I've finished reading the Bible for 2day (well until bedtime LOLZ) and I have bin looking at the posts for the internetts with my cousin Clarisse who is way kewl. She says if we get 153 comments or 153 emails then that is a sine from GOD Hisself that we are BLESSED as 153 is a VER SPESH NUMBER and all.
So we check dad's inbox and this was sent LO AND BEHOLD AND PRAISE JESUS
"Hi Ron
Exciting times! The 153 deaths in an aircraft over Nigeria
caught my
interest, I couldn't help thinking that a message
was being
delivered.
The world population is purported to be around 7 Bn or
7,000,000,000!
If the number of people chosen to be raptured is;
153,000,000, the
that will equate to 2.186%.
Sound about right?
G"
How KEWL: is THAT - there it is 153! OK so I said 2 Clarisse that why is death of 153 Nigerians EXCITING cos that's sick, all those poor Nigerians from Kenya are now dead or maybe even with Jesus but Clarisse says fiery death in a plane is Gods PLAN and hey maybe they was sinners and only Africs from Asia anyway!
Anyway Dad sez that America is all that matters and the rest of the world is of no intrest to God or Jesus as theyre all gaytheists and homos and commies anyway.
LOLZ
This was next:
"Hey Denise
Your dad is a lunatic if he thinks Jesus sent him back from the future, you do know he's a false prophet don't you? You are the daughter of a madman
Get out of that house soon girl
Andy"
NO WAY! My dad IS from the future, dude he had a pet dinosaur called HOVIND named after Dr Dino Kent Hovind who Obama tha Antichrist has got locked up as part of his NWO conspiracea!
How would he have known to call the dino that if he wasn't from the future!!? Also we live in a trailer not a house you klutz!
Finally cos I'm tired
"Denise.
How much money is your dad expecting to make from those Wraptures he's selling and lives he's destroying with his fake predictions?
J"
NOT A SQUAT DOLLAR! Jesus told Dad to put the instrcutions on the internetts for free and DAD HAS NEVER NOT EVER NEVER TOOK A MEASLY DIME OFF OF NO-ONE FOR HIS PREDICTIONS 'J' SO THERE
The Wraptures are there so we can quickly 'clothes up' if Jesus takes us to Heaven naked in the Rapture dude! I don't want nobody seeing my lady parts so I've got a Wrapture of my own right here! I checked dad's computer and he got a file called 'Wrapture Research - Private' but the password on it is the same as he always uses and was full of photos of women with their lady parts on show - I'm sure they're just women from Church a course and all!
Thass it for today laters
Maranatha!
Denise
xxxxxx
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
Monday, 11 June 2012
Over to Denise....!
Hi everyone
Denise Reese here (Ron's daughter) - hi all. Dad and Mom have gone on vacation for a while, I think they made Wrapture's for dad's buddy unlce Mathman and are taking it to him or somthing, LOLZ.
Anyhoo he said I could look after his blog while he's away and anser questions and post rapture items til he gets back ('unless the Rapture hits sojer' he said to me before he left) and that Uncl Math has got internetts access so he can always edit anythink he don't like nme of posting and all.
Anyway it was a massive shock for like, me and my brother Bernard and for da'ds bro Uncle Maurice and my cousin Clarisse and all the Reeses to find out dad is from the FUTURE or at least he said that he lived IN THE FUTURE with Our Lord Jesus in the after-Rapture times and then was sent BACK to be reborn in the past and be the DAD that he is now to warn of the Rapture and all.
He was a bit upset to go n find out that God has changed the timeline on him I cin tell ya!! But I said like Dad you don't know the mind of Jesus and all, and Dad said he remembers his pet Vlossyraptor in the FUTURE what he had called Hovind after the great Dr Dino and he missed him and all. He said me and Bernard are OK and all, but he wanted to be back in the FUTURE with his dino Hovind.
Anyhoo what I wanted to talk about was that no-good fink Obama
Now we all know that my dad says Obama is the Antichrist and that the 70th Week of Daniel's Prophecy actually began with the rise of Obama
Whoever said that Obama hasn’t accomplished anything in his first term?
WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!…
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party, a violation of the U.S. Constitution.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
First President to recommend changing our National Anthem as it portrays and promotes violence and is warlike in its theme.
First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer Breakfast and activities.
First President to initiate a Cash for Clunkers Program to clean up exhaust that adds to global warming, then extended it because it was so popular — wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to bypass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company which state they are allowed to locate a factory in.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of Americorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.
First President to pledge complete transparency while campaigning, then hide his medical, educational,and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an and tells us that the early morning Islamic call to worship is the most beautiful sound on earth.
What a douchebag!
What do you guys think?
Or if you want to message me at brotherronreese@gmail.com and call your email 'Denise Reese' I will answer about the Rapture or about my daddy
DR
xxxxx
Oh yeah and you can do COMMENTs too I forget about that I'm such a klutz sometimes lolz
Denise Reese here (Ron's daughter) - hi all. Dad and Mom have gone on vacation for a while, I think they made Wrapture's for dad's buddy unlce Mathman and are taking it to him or somthing, LOLZ.
Anyhoo he said I could look after his blog while he's away and anser questions and post rapture items til he gets back ('unless the Rapture hits sojer' he said to me before he left) and that Uncl Math has got internetts access so he can always edit anythink he don't like nme of posting and all.
Anyway it was a massive shock for like, me and my brother Bernard and for da'ds bro Uncle Maurice and my cousin Clarisse and all the Reeses to find out dad is from the FUTURE or at least he said that he lived IN THE FUTURE with Our Lord Jesus in the after-Rapture times and then was sent BACK to be reborn in the past and be the DAD that he is now to warn of the Rapture and all.
He was a bit upset to go n find out that God has changed the timeline on him I cin tell ya!! But I said like Dad you don't know the mind of Jesus and all, and Dad said he remembers his pet Vlossyraptor in the FUTURE what he had called Hovind after the great Dr Dino and he missed him and all. He said me and Bernard are OK and all, but he wanted to be back in the FUTURE with his dino Hovind.
Anyhoo what I wanted to talk about was that no-good fink Obama
Now we all know that my dad says Obama is the Antichrist and that the 70th Week of Daniel's Prophecy actually began with the rise of Obama
Whoever said that Obama hasn’t accomplished anything in his first term?
WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS!…
First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party, a violation of the U.S. Constitution.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
First President to recommend changing our National Anthem as it portrays and promotes violence and is warlike in its theme.
First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer Breakfast and activities.
First President to initiate a Cash for Clunkers Program to clean up exhaust that adds to global warming, then extended it because it was so popular — wasting hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to bypass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company which state they are allowed to locate a factory in.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of Americorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.
First President to pledge complete transparency while campaigning, then hide his medical, educational,and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an and tells us that the early morning Islamic call to worship is the most beautiful sound on earth.
What a douchebag!
What do you guys think?
Or if you want to message me at brotherronreese@gmail.com and call your email 'Denise Reese' I will answer about the Rapture or about my daddy
DR
xxxxx
Oh yeah and you can do COMMENTs too I forget about that I'm such a klutz sometimes lolz
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
June 2012 Rapture by Ron Reese
Its pretty certain that the Rapture will happen THIS month. I'm sure God won't alter reality that much.
What many don't understand is that God and Satan are now battling each other for souls across a MULTIVERSE. They are fighting in DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS and across TIME.
God passed on these 5 new commandments to me (in the future)
11. Thou shalt not be homosexual, it is simply not right for a man to put his ahem in another man's wheeeee or for ladies to do things with tongues or 'equipment' (This is a family blog for Christians so I cannot name any of the words above)
12. Thou shalt not doubt the words of prophets of God
13. Thou shall question evolution (see http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/) - young earth creationism is the TRUTH
14. Thou shall not listen to ungodly music
15. Thou shalt not attempt to humiliate or denigrate Gods prophet on the internetts
Ron
What many don't understand is that God and Satan are now battling each other for souls across a MULTIVERSE. They are fighting in DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS and across TIME.
God passed on these 5 new commandments to me (in the future)
11. Thou shalt not be homosexual, it is simply not right for a man to put his ahem in another man's wheeeee or for ladies to do things with tongues or 'equipment' (This is a family blog for Christians so I cannot name any of the words above)
12. Thou shalt not doubt the words of prophets of God
13. Thou shall question evolution (see http://questionevolution.blogspot.co.uk/) - young earth creationism is the TRUTH
14. Thou shall not listen to ungodly music
15. Thou shalt not attempt to humiliate or denigrate Gods prophet on the internetts
Ron
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
I have now revealed I am on a mission from the future to you all
I am not 'hiding' from any of you, I took some time out to reveal to Shanice, Denise and Bernard that I am a time traveller from the future sent back in time by God to save the unsaved before the Rapture happens. We prayed together and they now stand firm behind me in the continuing mission even though it appears God has changed the mission and the timings to suit a new plan. Perhaps I have travelled back in time BEFORE to a different reality, only God can know, for he is an awesome God.
I am still convinced that the final 7 years are here now!
Ron
I am still convinced that the final 7 years are here now!
Ron
Monday, 4 June 2012
This is what my future is like
But obviously, no ark
I have informed my family I am from the future today - they are digesting the information and praying for me
Ron
I KNOW The Rapture Should Have Happened By Now
God sent me back in time from the future to witness after the Rapture
This is TRUTH
I am his annointed prophet, charged by Jesus Himself to return from the future, when the Earth is cleansed by HIS mighty hand and once more the buffalo and the raptor roam together across mighty plains of swishing green grass
I have stood on the skin of what was once America and smiled as playful Triceratops, megatherium and dolphins gambolled happily in the light of God's love. I was then sent BACK, BACK in time from there to NOW (well technically reborn in the 'past/present')
I do not know why the Rapture has not happened, maybe the signs are still not just right, maybe there are still too many unsaved. There were the right amount of people in my - your - future, because THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN
Maybe God has a new plan, maybe your present - my past - may be played differently. YET I REMEMBER BEING CARRIED BACK FROM THE NEAR FUTURE IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL - THIS WAS NOT A DREAM - I HAVE NOT REVEALED IT UNTIL NOW SO CERTAIN WAS I
Truly God is an AWESOME God
One who can send a man back in time, create the universe, resurrect the mighty Plesiosaur
Come Lord Jesus!
Ron
This is TRUTH
I am his annointed prophet, charged by Jesus Himself to return from the future, when the Earth is cleansed by HIS mighty hand and once more the buffalo and the raptor roam together across mighty plains of swishing green grass
I have stood on the skin of what was once America and smiled as playful Triceratops, megatherium and dolphins gambolled happily in the light of God's love. I was then sent BACK, BACK in time from there to NOW (well technically reborn in the 'past/present')
I do not know why the Rapture has not happened, maybe the signs are still not just right, maybe there are still too many unsaved. There were the right amount of people in my - your - future, because THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN
Maybe God has a new plan, maybe your present - my past - may be played differently. YET I REMEMBER BEING CARRIED BACK FROM THE NEAR FUTURE IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL - THIS WAS NOT A DREAM - I HAVE NOT REVEALED IT UNTIL NOW SO CERTAIN WAS I
Truly God is an AWESOME God
One who can send a man back in time, create the universe, resurrect the mighty Plesiosaur
Come Lord Jesus!
Ron
The Rapture should've happened by now
As many of you know the Rapture should've happened by now, although all of the calculations point to this and the world situation continues to get worse.
I am quite disturbed to report that my Wrapture remains still in my shoulder bag and as yet my feet have not lifted from the Earth and I am not currently sat sharing a glass of the finest wine ever made from a bejewelled crystal goblet in my mansion in Heaven with Jesus, free from all troubles and worries, while down below on Earth the unsaved masses are roasted in nuclear fire.
I can only put this down to the new batteries my wife, Shanice, got me for my Holy Calculator from WalMart are faulty and somehow interfering with the math bequeathed to me from The Holy Spirit.
I will keep you informed of my thoughts
Ron
I am quite disturbed to report that my Wrapture remains still in my shoulder bag and as yet my feet have not lifted from the Earth and I am not currently sat sharing a glass of the finest wine ever made from a bejewelled crystal goblet in my mansion in Heaven with Jesus, free from all troubles and worries, while down below on Earth the unsaved masses are roasted in nuclear fire.
I can only put this down to the new batteries my wife, Shanice, got me for my Holy Calculator from WalMart are faulty and somehow interfering with the math bequeathed to me from The Holy Spirit.
I will keep you informed of my thoughts
Ron
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