Well, myself, my wife Shanice, my son Bernard and my daughter Denise are all still out in the woods living in the winnebago. I was pretty sure Our Lord would've whisked us away by the end of summer what with all the signs - hurricanes, alien battle ships parked by the sun, whirlwinds, the terrorist attack at the Olympic games etc, so I guess times have got to get REAL BAD YET.
So I guess its time to keep ourselves for Jesus and just be thankful that we'll be flying in the air as His Bride when He takes us in the Rapture when nuclear missiles are flattening America's cities
Glory Hallelujah!
Ron
PS The Satanist 'Ed' who was emailing me has stopped, thank you for your prayers in seeing off this chinless homosexual from my Inbox! Glory to Jesus!
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