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Showing posts with label Evolutionmists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Evolutionmists. Show all posts

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Out In The Woods - still watching and waiting

Well, myself, my wife Shanice, my son Bernard and my daughter Denise are all still out in the woods living in the winnebago. I was pretty sure Our Lord would've whisked us away by the end of summer what with all the signs - hurricanes, alien battle ships parked by the sun, whirlwinds, the terrorist attack at the Olympic games etc, so I guess times have got to get REAL BAD YET.

So I guess its time to keep ourselves for Jesus and just be thankful that we'll be flying in the air as His Bride when He takes us in the Rapture when nuclear missiles are flattening America's cities

Glory Hallelujah!

Ron

PS The Satanist 'Ed' who was emailing me has stopped, thank you for your prayers in seeing off this chinless homosexual from my Inbox! Glory to Jesus!

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Kwestions U Hav Sent 2 Me

LOLZ

This is SO kewl having dad's blog thanx for all the emails and all I dint understand som of them and I think dad said that som done come from Nigerians about giving him money is a scam so I dint reply to those ones!

Anyway I've finished reading the Bible for 2day (well until bedtime LOLZ) and I have bin looking at the posts for the internetts with my cousin Clarisse who is way kewl. She says if we get 153 comments or 153 emails then that is a sine from GOD Hisself that we are BLESSED as 153 is a VER SPESH NUMBER and all.

So we check dad's inbox and this was sent LO AND BEHOLD AND PRAISE JESUS

"Hi Ron

Exciting times! The 153 deaths in an aircraft over Nigeria
caught my interest, I couldn't help thinking that a message
was being delivered.

The world population is purported to be around 7 Bn or 7,000,000,000!

If the number of people chosen to be raptured is; 153,000,000, the
that will equate to 2.186%.

Sound about right?


G"

How KEWL: is THAT - there it is 153! OK so I said 2 Clarisse that why is death of 153 Nigerians EXCITING cos that's sick, all those poor Nigerians from Kenya are now dead or maybe even with Jesus but Clarisse says fiery death in a plane is Gods PLAN and hey maybe they was sinners and only Africs from Asia anyway!
Anyway Dad sez that America is all that matters and the rest of the world is of no intrest to God or Jesus as theyre all gaytheists and homos and commies anyway.


LOLZ

This was next:

"Hey Denise

Your dad is a lunatic if he thinks Jesus sent him back from the future, you do know he's a false prophet don't you? You are the daughter of a madman

Get out of that house soon girl

Andy"

NO WAY! My dad IS from the future, dude he had a pet dinosaur called HOVIND named after Dr Dino Kent Hovind who Obama tha Antichrist has got locked up as part of his NWO conspiracea!
How would he have known to call the dino that if he wasn't from the future!!? Also we live in a trailer not a house you klutz!

Finally cos I'm tired

"Denise.
How much money is your dad expecting to make from those Wraptures he's selling and lives he's destroying with his fake predictions?

J"

NOT A SQUAT DOLLAR! Jesus told Dad to put the instrcutions on the internetts for free and DAD HAS NEVER NOT EVER NEVER TOOK A MEASLY DIME OFF OF NO-ONE FOR HIS PREDICTIONS 'J' SO THERE
The Wraptures are there so we can quickly 'clothes up' if Jesus takes us to Heaven naked in the Rapture dude! I don't want nobody seeing my lady parts so I've got a Wrapture of my own right here! I checked dad's computer and he got a file called 'Wrapture Research - Private' but the password on it is the same as he always uses and was full of photos of women with their lady parts on show - I'm sure they're just women from Church a course and all!

Thass it for today laters

Maranatha!

Denise

xxxxxx




Monday, 4 June 2012

I KNOW The Rapture Should Have Happened By Now

God sent me back in time from the future to witness after the Rapture

This is TRUTH

I am his annointed prophet, charged by Jesus Himself to return from the future, when the Earth is cleansed by HIS mighty hand and once more the buffalo and the raptor roam together across mighty plains of swishing green grass

I have stood on the skin of what was once America and smiled as playful Triceratops, megatherium and dolphins gambolled happily in the light of God's love. I was then sent BACK, BACK in time from there to NOW (well technically reborn in the 'past/present')

I do not know why the Rapture has not happened, maybe the signs are still not just right, maybe there are still too many unsaved. There were the right amount of people in my - your - future, because THE RAPTURE DID HAPPEN

Maybe God has a new plan, maybe your present - my past - may be played differently. YET I REMEMBER BEING CARRIED BACK FROM THE NEAR FUTURE IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL - THIS WAS NOT A DREAM - I HAVE NOT REVEALED IT UNTIL NOW SO CERTAIN WAS I

Truly God is an AWESOME God

One who can send a man back in time, create the universe, resurrect the mighty Plesiosaur

Come Lord Jesus!

Ron

The Rapture should've happened by now

As many of you know the Rapture should've happened by now, although all of the calculations point to this and the world situation continues to get worse.

I am quite disturbed to report that my Wrapture remains still in my shoulder bag and as yet my feet have not lifted from the Earth and I am not currently sat sharing a glass of the finest wine ever made from a bejewelled crystal goblet in my mansion in Heaven with Jesus, free from all troubles and worries, while down below on Earth the unsaved masses are roasted in nuclear fire.

I can only put this down to the new batteries my wife, Shanice, got me for my Holy Calculator from WalMart are faulty and somehow interfering with the math bequeathed to me from The Holy Spirit.

I will keep you informed of my thoughts

Ron

Friday, 25 May 2012

The Desolation Of Obama-nation

The sands of God's time continue to tick down with the warning signs for Christians everywhere. The sudden destruction of the USA is scheduled to occur at the same time as the Rapture, so I hope you're all prepared for what will hit.

Only three days to Pentecost. After that, only thirty days more in the window if the above timeline is also God’s. Somewhere in this time period should be the rapture. But should it not come, then what? The identity of the “restrainer” would have to be redefined as not being the Holy Spirit, but rather, the Church. If it is the Church, and the Church goes into the final 1,260 days, that means the Holy Spirit must go with it. Why? Because the Church is, after all, people who are INDWELT by this selfsame Spirit. And the second time period of 42 months or a times, time and half time, or 1,260 days is said in the Bible to be the “time of the wrath of Almighty God”. It is totally inconsistent that the children of God, the Church, indwelt by the Holy Spirit, could or would find itself in the awful judgment time of Almighty God, inasmuch as He would be exhibiting His wrath upon His own body? No, the Church’s rapture MUST precede the coming wrath of God.

But what if the wrath of God, which is also called the great tribulation, is not 1,260 days long? What if it is only 180 days long? Or maybe 2 years? Does that mean that the Church could find itself here another 1 or 3 years? And does that square with God’s holy word, which word He places above His own Name?

And what would happen to us, the faithful watchers who have cried, prayed, written posts, researched, tried to learn, and have followed progressive revelation all the while. Are we then subject to the buying and selling embargo, which is to be the fate of those who refuse to take the mark of the beast? Most of all, could we endure what would seem to us to be abandonment by our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ? NO!
This cannot simply be forthwith!

My conclusion is that it would be easier for the plan of heaven to be to rapture the Church on Pentecost, 2012, and then proceed with the rest of the plan of God for this sinful and wicked generation and world system. Preparation for the Kingdom Age necessarily includes the RESTORATION OF THE EARTH TO ITS PRISTINE CONDITION AS BEFORE THE GREAT FLOOD OF NOAH’S DAY. That is what the passage of the great destroying planet of the crossing is all about. And it takes time. Not a half year, or a year, but three and a half years. A pole shift would bring about the destruction of all civilization on earth and it would do it over a period of time, not all at once. It would cause the satanic gay-theist elite to cry for the rocks to fall upon them and hide them from the coming wrath. The earthquakes would trap these pompous ones in tunnels forever, either suffocating them, or flooding and drowning them as in the days of Noah. And the surface storms would destroy those in their paths. Possibly when they are trapped in a tunnel the tunnel would 'open' and deposit them in Hell. Truly wondrous are the works of God. Calamities are still to come including devastating tsunamis will hit both the west coast and the east coast of America. But then….after the doom – hope and laughter and joy.

When the Earth is then restored to its former Edenic glory once more the mighty beasts of the past would be resurrected. Velociraptors and sheep will happily graze together on sweet grass. T-Rex and Buffalo will frolic in the long reeds of the forests. In the ruins of Obama's evolutionmist loving White House the mighty woolly mammoth will tumble, frogs and bats flapping merrily 'betwixt its mighty horns.
Man will once more walk with the beasts that God hath given him dominion over. Adam will stride next to an ocelot and the mighty stegosauri.
A great highway will be built to connect New Jerusalem with earthly Jerusalem and what is now Jordan will then be Israel.
Children will play with snakes without harm to them and, like in Eden, God will restore their legs and their power of speech, indeed the gryphon and the unicorn will be returned to the brotherhood of beasts. The harvest will be so great, that the plows can’t keep ahead of the crops.

This will be beautiful and it gives lie to the myth that all I preach is doom and gloom.

Indeed there are more practical considerations to the Rapture – my wife Shanice's concern is that Jesus may summon us UP (naked) which I have informed her cannot be the case due to moral reasons. She dreamt of us flying high but pink and unashamed. She is now working on 'Reese Rapture Smocks' TM which will be loose tarpaulin or polyester to be worn beneath the clothes and attached to ones most private of parts with Velcro. This way there will be no viewing of 'Little Ron' or suchlike by the bewildered faces of the gay-theists and satanic evolutionmists Left Behind.

Ron   

Sunday, 20 May 2012



Can you FEEL IT? Can you FEEL the lull? The lull in between birth pains?
Seems like nothing big has happened in a little while......
And yet......MUCH has been progressing around the world....
ie,
Obama comes out for gay marriage. (Really....were ANY OF US really surprised by this announcement? other than the timing of it? No...)
and
Israel has taken political steps to strengthen their government to take on 2 things:
1) Iran....if no further action is made at the next Iran talks later this month (does ANYBODY really expect progress??? Again....NO!)
and
2) One FINAL Chance for Peace Talks with those wonderful Palestinian leaders. (Again,,,,does ANYONE expect progress here either? NO!!)
Soooooooooooooooooooooo..............

IF the Rapture is this month, Ascension Day or Pentecost (May 17 / May 27)....
(this is my hope, but not my expectation...).....
Nothing big may happen around the world in the next 12-14 days....

But....

IF the Rapture is later this year, maybe Rosh Hashanah, what big events may happen around the world? (This is also my hope.....AND my expectation....as expectant as one can be on this date-setting matter!)
What to Expect....my best guess?

1) More birth pains........ITALY HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY A MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE TODAY!!!  Generally, more volcanic activity. (Easy to say.....hard to predict!)

2) ISRAEL attacks Iran (They just MUST do it this year, right???!!!)
Price of OIL goes back up dramatically, after a recent pullback.

3) Continuing economic / political problems in Europe....impacting the US markets for the 3rd straight year.
-US Markets get hit.....May through September?..like last year. ??
-US Dollar strengthens......(and it IS)..... still as a 'safe haven" when Europe and the world run for financial safety. (Ever since 2008.....every time there is a run for safety, the US Dollar goes up.)

4) In the US...which is all that matters as it is the Antichrist's lair.....a total split between Democrats and Republicans....... on fiscal issues as well as moral ones, like gay marriage. Obama came THIS close to making hetrosexual marriage illegal and making only Gay marriage legal! THIS close! He wants us down on our knees swallowing his evil policy to pander to his gay freinds!! I WILL NOT SWALLOW YOUR POLICY, OBAMA-ANTICHRIST


5) After 3 years of hard labor on the Bible Math Code my beloved calculator started to fail, with its screen fading, required a new battery. My wife, Shanice, had to drive nearly 50km to the nearest store to get a new one. Truly Satan is against us. I spent a cold, hands-clammy three hours waiting for her alternately worrying, then praying for the new battery's safe delivery from evil, then worrying again that the store would not have a new one even though I called ahead and reserved one! Truly these are evil times we live thru


TICK TOCK.....we shall see..
Even so come Lord Jesus

Ron

PS....... NOTHING has been fixed in this world over the past 4 years. Not economically, not politically, not morally, not socially. On EVERY ISSUE....things are WORSE than they were over the last 4 years. Things were so much BETTER 60 years ago!! Apart from the World War. TICK TOCK.....

ALL THE DOMINOES ARE ALL LINED UP..... just waiting for what? THE RAPTURE, to knock them all down....soon.....SOON...

Whilst we MAY be wrong about "the" date.....I am convinced, there is just NO WAY we are wrong about the "nearness of the hour!"

Do you realize how MANY Christians ARE jumping on the bandwagon for the true NEARNESS OF THE HOUR???? There are more people than I have ever seen writing and talking about this now...... !!

The Italian Earthquake Is God's Sign That The Rapture Approacheth

Those of you following the news cannot have failed to notice that G-d has sent another earthquake as a warning sign TODAY of all days. And in Italy. As we know Italy which is in Europe but close enough to be in Muslim France is rife with Catholics. This is surely not an error on G-d's part that He has chosen to strike at such a backward country full of idol-Mary-worshippers.

This is G-d's revenge on Obama for almost illegalising hetrosexual marriage.

Ron

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Obama's Gay Marriage Law SUCKS

Our Church has been a hive of activity today as we deal with the news that "President" Obama has outlawed heterosexual marriage and made only homosexual marriage legal.

We have been preparing banners and a march against this evil.

This will mean we are God's people standing up for God's law in full view of the Antichrist, but we do not care, the Rapture will take us away VERY SOON, away from this awful pit where mainstream secular atheist evolutionmist leftist Marxist satanists like Obamacare thinks he can back the Christian minority into a corner and persecute them or finish them off in a FEMA death camp

We will not be stopped, RIGHT will prevail

Join us on this mission to stop the insanity before the nation is destgroyed


Maranatha!

RON

Saturday, 12 May 2012

Evolutionmists = Cowards And Liars

Evolution is the biggest lie ever fabricated. And now look where it has got us.

It is MADNESS for scientists to claim that the entire universe exploded from a single particle smaller than an atom and then tell this to schoolchildren

It is MADNESS that they tell schoolchildren that pineapples gave birth to fish

It is MADNESS and LIES and COWARDICE that the athiesm of Evolutionmists* has lead to the Antichrist Obama Bin Laden banning hetrosexual marriage and making only gay marriage legal, brothers and sisters Satan has sown a seed in the bosom of this nation and the twisted tree root of evolutionmism has crept in our backdoor.

I AM SPITTING WITH FURY THAT THIS HAS BECOME THE LAW. THIS IS INSANITY.

I have known for some time that the AC would unleash some form of utter evil on our nation but I never thought it would come to this that only gay men can marry gay women or that only one sex can marry another sex.

I thank God and fervently hope you will join me and all other real Christians in hoping the Rapture arrives, because this is the only thing that can save us all now. I for one am waiting for the day I can have a scientific discussion in my mansion in Heaven with the great minds of the world - Dr Gish, Dr Hovind, Dr Ham, John The Baptist, Elijah, Job, Mathman from Five Doves, John TNG from Five Doves, Moses and Isaac.

Evolutionmists - you have BEEN WARNED

Maranatha!

Ron

*EVOLUTIONMIST = AN EVOLUTIONIST WHO LIKE MIST, IS WET, SOGGY AND WIPED AWAY BY THE SUNLIGHT OF GOD'S TRUTH IN THE WARM LIGHT OF DAY