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Thursday, 14 June 2012

nOT kewl **RED ALERT** MICROCHIP UP YOUR BUTT

Hi there

Denise here, good news everyone my pa and ma have reached their destinayshun and hav arrived safe at Uncle Maths! Yay! Bless Jesus 4 their safe passage!!

Dad called me but the line was real bad he sayed somethin about 'rapture might be july now according to Uncle Math', 'don't sleep with any boys on the trailer park' and 'do not let Uncle Maurice into the cookie jar' oooops thats two outta those down the tube already dad! The cookies are long gone from when cousin Clarisse come round, she got a butt on her like the back end of a Chevrolet!

Anyway over to the emails:

Star69 sent this:

'Denise

I like your style of writing it is refreshing and I can see you are a good Christian female, what happens if you are bullied on the internet? There are bad people out there

Take care

Ron Fan * 69'

Thanks for that Ron Fan! Yea I spose my style is different to dads he is a Godly but sometimes 2 strict man LOLZ also it is called the INTERNETTS not INTERNET cos dad says if you say INTERNET then the NWO can get you with their microchip trackers that Obama will insert in your butt or something anti-Christian like that, I couldn't really hear him too good as Bernard was singin his hyms too loud as per usual!
 "Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us."

Mikey sent me this (or to dad anyhoo):

'Ron I came across a very interesting post today you might want to read about Obama's plans for the Mark Of The Beast

1) Suicide will send you to hell, so if you do not take the microchip then in essence you are saying that you give up on life and give yourself up to be killed. To give up so easily to refuse not to eat or be apart of society is suicide and surely that would also send you to hell.
2) Even though you will not take the microchip and are killed, the microchip is still implanted into the corpses of people to identify people who are no longer part of society. So that means that you have taken the microchip anyway.
3) Microchips are already in clothing, products, computers, etc. so what is the difference if it is outside your body and you are already utilizing them? There is no difference if it is inside your body.
4) Didn't Jesus come to give you life more abundantly? And didn't He create people with intelligence to help others? And a microchip that can help people live disease free for 500 years, isn't that making people live more abundantly?
5) A good god would not want people to suffer right? So then tell me how living with diseases and not accepting a chip that can correct your DNA be bad?
6) There are so many criminals that wouldn't you want to know where your child is if they were kidnapped? Wouldn't it be your fault if your child was kidnapped and killed? Wouldn't that in essence be neglect by you and equivalent to murder?
7) Wouldn't you want to know where your elderly parents are that have Alzheimer's?
8) You already allowed the microchip in your dogs, so why would you change your mind at the last minute that you would not take it yourself? Isn't that a bit hypocritical?
9) You say that the microchip tracks you everywhere and has all your data and privacy. But this information has been already on the internet for almost a decade. Wouldn't you want to be in charge of your own information so that it is not on thousands of websites that people pay $9.99 for to do a background check on data that is incorrect? Are you getting confused with a person that has a criminal background or they confused you with your father because you have the same name?
10) Taking the microchip for healthcare is not the mark of the beast, because it is not for buying and selling. It is for tracking your health information only.
11) The mark of the beast is not a microchip, it is a decision that you make internally.
12) Would God want you to starve?
13) Doesn't the Bible talk about following the laws of the land?
14) The microchip can be taken out at any time if you feel that you do not like it. Wouldn't God forgive a person if they used it just to get food for others and share it with them and then take it out?
15) If you take the microchip but do not worship the beast, then you are not condemned. Because the microchip is only related to worship of the beast.
16) By not taking it, you are subjecting yourself to being in a prison camp without clothing. And doesn't the Bible say that you are to be modest? Wouldn't that kind of behavior cause you to go to hell? Doesn't the Bible say that if a man looks on you with lust because of your dress, then you have sinned? And doesn't unrepentant sins or living in sin cause one to go to hell?
17) The mark of the beast is Sunday worship. Because worshipping on Sunday is tied to the sun god Ra. A microchip is just a little device.
18) Don't you already have a microchip in your credit card and your driver's license? Well then in fact you already took the mark of the beast for buying and selling.
19) Have you put a RFID bracelet on at the hospital when you were admitted? Well then you already in fact accepted the mark of the beast. So that means to implant it in you is the same thing. You are already condemned.
20) Jesus came to correct the DNA of man because it was tainted. The Y Chromosomes in humans is corrupted....so the microchip will fix that and bring man to the state that they should have been in before the fall. That means taking the microchip will make your fallen state go away.
21) There is no one god. There is a collective universe where many types of life form exist and have existed for billions of years. And this is the technology they bring as a gift to help humans move to the next level so they can trade with other life forms. If humans do not take this microchip, they will all revert to animals and keep using nuclear weapons and other forms of mass destruction and eventually not exist anymore. These other lifeforms want to show humans the vastness of the universe and secrets to them and cannot right now because they are too corrupted. They would suck the resources dry on other planets in this state, therefore require a manipulation of their DNA before this transition happens with a microchip.
22) You will not be able to access the internet unless you have a microchip implanted in your eye which will automatically unlock your password-protected sites. You will use it rather than Google. Pornography will not work thru the microchip, this is Christian isn't it? Come on, you know you want one

23) God says microchips are His creation, therefore you should have one, therefore God exists
24) God says the Ten Commandments were like pre-technology microchips and you like them don't you? Now shut up and bend over
25) Have a microchip implanted in your head, its really nice

Interesting I think you will see Ron and not so far away!

Mikey"

Oh my that's really scared me Mikey! Is that what the DHS has planned for us all???

That's it 4 now, I got prayers to say to Jesus

Denise
xxxx

Jesus is coming soon!

MARANATHA!!

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